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Monday, February 20, 2006 

Proof....For all you who doubted it.

Given: a=b
1: a*a=ab
2: a*a-b*b=ab-b*b
3: (a+b)(a-b)=b(a-b)
4: a+b = b
5: a+a=a
6: 2a=a
Therefore: 1=2
QED


There is, of course, a flaw in the proof. And if someone can find it, and post it in the comments, they will get a cookie. But probably not from me. And more than likely, there will be no causal relationship between that person getting a cookie and figuring out the flaw in the proof. But it only stands to reason that the person who figures out the flaw in the proof will also get a cookie at some time in the future.

Best wishes.

4 comments

Nope, the first step is just fine. It's the "given." However, the first step is related to the flaw!

the flaw is in the third to the fourth step. a-b=0, you can't divide by zero, since it is undefined.


Therefore, you can't divide either side by (a-b). It works as long as you don't assign any numbers to the variables.

uh, sharon, not certain where you are here, but where does he list a+a=ab... I see an a*a=ab, which is a star, which is multiplication for comp sci.

Froyd wins the cookie!... at some point in the future.

You're so smart.

Yeah, and about that a*b issue. I really wanted to make that a little clearer, but it just didn't work out. You know, for (a*a), it would be nice if I knew how to do superscript in HTML,but just didn't feel like looking it up.

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