Reading Other People's Blogs Leads To Paranoia
I was taking a look around at Hawkins's (Witchdreamer's) blog, while tapping my foot to the newest "Kidz Bop" commercial. And it struck me that this whimsical person's existential problems, these problems with her self, which force her to use such creative tensing in her proper nouns (Did you refer to yourself in the fifth person??), are not so unique. I think we should all be wary in the very near future of the potential of strikes. Yes, labor disputes between us and our selfs. You see, I think we push our selfs too far sometimes. We don't allow them to catch up and enjoy life the way they ought to be allowed.
You know what kind of calamity would be caused if our selfs went on a general strike? I think its safe to say, the unless this matter is resolved in timely manner, it could mean the fall of Western Civilization, brought on by mass psychosis, or depression. Prozac, Zoloft, or Welbutrin be damned! They won't help us reclaim our selfs! Take a lesson from Witchdreamer's problems, because we must act now or be destroyed! There is no room for error, because the coming weeks could signal a very real tragedy....and our Selfs might just not be there to help us out of it.
You know what kind of calamity would be caused if our selfs went on a general strike? I think its safe to say, the unless this matter is resolved in timely manner, it could mean the fall of Western Civilization, brought on by mass psychosis, or depression. Prozac, Zoloft, or Welbutrin be damned! They won't help us reclaim our selfs! Take a lesson from Witchdreamer's problems, because we must act now or be destroyed! There is no room for error, because the coming weeks could signal a very real tragedy....and our Selfs might just not be there to help us out of it.
